Category: Casual Villainry

Casual Villainry Excerpt – Thought Experiment

Thought Experiment  Name: Endrall  Position: Ultimate Brain  Cycle: 7-1148  Subject: Anatomy  Greetings!  I guess the curious nature of the scientists of the Event Horizon rubbed off on me a bit because I’ve been thinking a lot about how much like a brain my body actually is. Well, I say ‘brain’ but I guess I...

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Casual Villainry Excerpt – Rejection

Rejection  Name: Endrall  Position: Ultimate Misfit  Cycle: 7-1147  Subject: Village Trip  Greetings!  Oof! Things didn’t go very well at the village! I think Frieda tried to warn me about stuff beforehand but it all got lost in translation. The good news is I’m starting to understand the dynamic of this world more! Also good news, because...

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Casual Villainry Excerpt – Dear Diary

Dear Diary  Name: Endrall  Position: Ultimate Writer  Cycle: 7-1147  Subject: Something Happier  Greetings!  Now that I’ve gotten the bad vibes out of the way, I can move on smoothly to more positive things! No lie, writing stuff down is actually really therapeutic, no wonder people on the Event Horizon made private entries. Ok, tangent,...

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Casual Villainry Excerpt – Where, Who and What

Where, Who and What  Name: Endrall  Position: Ultimate Weapon  Cycle: 7-1147  Subject: Lost  Greetings!  It’s… Been a long time! Not, like, 1116 cycles of time- I’ll explain that. It’ll be best to start from the beginning, so just to clarify, I’m not on the Event Horizon anymore. In fact, I’m pretty sure it’s gone....

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Casual Villainry Excerpt – The Meaning of Life

The Meaning of Life (Public)  Name: Balvae Astradahma  Position: Head of Biology  Cycle: 31  Subject: The Answer I  Pleasure,  I’ve been looking through some of my older private entries recently and I came across one wherein I recalled a paper I wrote regarding the meaning of life. It was something I was unwilling to share...

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Casual Villainry Excerpt – A Conclusion

A Conclusion (Public)  Name: Balvae Astradahma  Position: Head of Biology  Cycle: 30  Subject: Stopping Point I  Pleasure,  I am making this entry to address an unspoken consideration which I believe to be growing in the minds of many of you. The reason I believe this is due to an observed slowing of productivity and more...

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Casual Villainry Excerpt – Falling

Falling (Private)  Name: Archangel  Position: Laboratory D-F technician  Cycle: 27  Subject: Self-Reflection I  And what do you have to say for yourself?  You wanted to be taken seriously but went out of your way to do something so embarrassing? Lost yourself in fanaticism, underwent absurd self-modifications and pretended you were some chosen mortal? You’re...

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Casual Villainry Excerpt – Stress Test

Stress Test (Public)  Name: Zaphyce Rylarose  Position: Head of Innovation  Cycle: 27  Subject: Back on track I  Good day everyone,  I’m pleased to announce that some measure of real progress has been made on the further testing and expansion of project R’s capabilities. Primarily regarding its durability as the magic transfusion methods we have planned are yet incomplete....

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Casual Villainry Excerpt – Couldn’t Be Worse

Couldn’t Be Worse (Private)  Name: Geralt Brayce  Position: Head of Mechanics  Cycle: 26  Subject: Worthless I  What was I even thinking? Being on top? Ruining people’s reputations? The people aboard this vessel don’t give a shit about any of that. ‘Head’ is just another role, a different set of responsibilities that I have. I’m not...

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Casual Villainry Excerpt – Pleasure!

Pleasure! (Public)  Name: Endrall  Position: ULTIMATE Weapon  Cycle: 26  Subject: Learned How to Type I  Greetings!  As you all know, I’m Endrall, one and only Slime on the ship, and I can finally type! Kind of! Esret is helping me out and fixing what I get wrong and also making sure I don’t manage to gunk up...